I just checked my situation in the mirror and I finally had reason to write the sentence I've always wanted to write! (see headline)
seriously... its the biggest, most ginormous, horrifyingly juicy and red uvula you have ever seen! I'll bet somebody somewhere would pay good money just to look at it and marvel at its hideousness. I'm going to try to take a picture and post it for you all for FREE!
Just thought you would like to know......
Now that is what I am talking about! Some good posting right there. Did you have your Benadryl?
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